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“Oh great now he wants me to spend a few weeks sightseeing in Europe.”
“Premier Palaszczuk is reportedly outraged to hear of Mr Coates’ latest suggestion, and thinks she may need to meekly lose a public...
Knights Call On Daniel Johns To Fill Last Place In Roster For Next Week
There’s only one surname that comes to mind when the Knights need a saviour. But media commitments have Matty and Joey tied up. With the...
Man Behind HG Nelson To Reveal On Australia Day That Margaret Court Is Just One Of His Characters
"Look I love playing HG. It's been wonderful. But every January I like to play a different character. The homophobic former tennis...
Sick, Twisted Single Uncle Gives Shrill, Repetitive Noise-Emitting Present To Nephew
Uncle Steve had a sly, devious grin on his face as he watched his brother’s face as the kids opened their presents. Uncle Steve has given...
Christmas Is The Time For Everyone To Come Together And Celebrate What A Cunt This Guy Is
In a world that is so divided, it is fantastic to have one time of year that the whole world, regardless or religion, colour or creed can...
One More Injury And Boony’s Getting A Call-Up
“As selectors, as soon as we start to consider someone, they seem to immediately get injured or fall ill. We’re running out of not only...
Sick Shuffler Likes The Chances His Sport Will Be Next Added To Olympics
"Surely we're next after breakdancing. If we lose out to bloody gabber I'm gonna go mental." Dave "Wildboy" Henson is a sick shuffler....
Toddler Planning Takedown Of Home’s Christmas Tree
“I get the feeling they’re onto my plan. So this will require patience, stealth and precision. But it’ll be worth it.” Ever since the...
Crack Team Of Body Language Experts Called In To Figure Out If This Guy Is 100% Legit
"To the casual observer, these sort of incredibly subtle and virtually inperceivable cues will go unnoticed. However, these experts can...
Victorian To Summon Remaining Strength In Withered Drinking Arm In Attempt Get On The Beers
"You grab it with your hand if I remember correctly. But I think the atrophy has reached the point where I won't be able to exert the...
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