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United States Calls For Jail Time For Good Guys Who Forget Their Gun.
“Our whole system is based on the good guy with a gun saving the day. Our approach hasn’t been working, so we need to get tough.” Nearly...
Gambler Takes To Facebook To Outline Recent Failed Bets.
“So yeah I put $100 on the Panthers this weekend. Also whacked a few bucks on the All Blacks to smash the Boks. Yeah I lost almost a...
Interest In Friday Drinks At Work Seems To Have Increased Since The Arrival Of A Hot New Employee On
“I’m thinking of hanging around for a few bevvies this week like old times. You guys keen?” Numbers at Freeman Accountants’ Friday after...
Pub Opts For Sexy Looking Outdoor Heater Over One That Actually Emits Heat
The pub realised that their patrons were more concerned with the general aesthetic, rather than trivial matters like the plunging...
Man Starts To Think He Might Be A Robot After Another Poor Showing In Online Test Of Humanity
“There’s only so many of these things that you can fail before you have to ask yourself some very difficult and confronting questions.”...
Couple Driving Past Old House Reckon The New Owners Must Have Rocks In Their Heads.
“Look at this. Why would you get rid of a wonderful little garden and replace it with lawn and concrete? They’re making the place worse,...
Colleagues Help Out By Replying ‘No’ To Group Email Inquiry
“It was great. I emailed my colleagues asking if anyone had a copy of the Smithton report. Not only did Lisa respond by flicking me the...
Local Husband Tries But Can't Muster A Shit About His Wife's Dream
"It's one of those stories that would be mildly interesting if the event in question actually happened. Bit less interesting when it's...
Office Loose Unit Regrettably Fires Up Work Messaging Service When He's Had A Skinfu
"We use this Microsoft Teams thing at work. It goes alright, giving everyone a place to ask questions and give advice about work and...
Rugby Australia's And Israel Folau’s Lawyers Send Letters Of Advice To Their Clients.
BREAKING NEWS. In the spirit of keeping you up-to-date as this story unfolds, and out of concern that this employment dispute may...
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