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Dad's Brain Just Can't Process Q & A Being On Tonight
“It’s just so weird. You completely forget that today is a Monday. But here we are. Watching Tony Jones doing his thing. So weird don't...
Wives Inform The Boys That Cam Murray Is The Only Decent Sort On The Field.
“Geez guys there's not much on offer here. We prefer it when you make us watch AFL. This is a pretty bad crop. Oh wait hang on. That...
Abbott Wipes Away Jealous Tears Watching Scomo’s Attacks On Press Freedom.
“You hear the retired footy players say that State Of Origin is the one time they wish they were still playing. Well, in its own way,...
Bloke Getting Smashed In Argument Starting To Say Data A Lot.
“Well that’s all well and good. But have you really seen all the data? Because unlike you I’ve actually seen the data, and it paints a...
Nan Refers To Shopping Centre By Name It Hasn’t Had For 30 Years.
“Hey darl. Could you pop down to Arndale and grab some meat for tonight’s barbecue?” “Uh yeah. I’ll pop to WESTFIELD in a few minutes.”...
Incorrect Exit Polls Caused By Boomers Who Had Grandkids With Them.
“It was a nice day, so I offered to take the grandkids for a walk, stopping in at the polling booth on the way home”, explained the 71...
NRL Player Points At Stupid Crap He Wrote On His Wrist.
“After scoring the try, Dale Krammer directed the camera to the inscription. It read “Jacob Smith NG”. We are now informed that the “NG”...
Girl Who Refers To Love Interests By Occupation Is Not Meeting Mr Right Any Time Soon.
“You know Army Boy? Yeah we’ll that's not a thing any more. He got weird. Still hoping to catch up with Plumber Boy later in the week...
Two AFL Fans Defy Odds And Don’t Refer To Anyone As A Jet.
“So did you see that new midfielder for the Hawks? How about the foot speed on that kid! Left them for dead. He’s gonna do big things...
Girl Who Played The “One Of The Boys” Card To Woo Her New Boyfriend Has Some Pretty Serious Backtrac
"What he thinks I think of as an enjoyable weekend and what I actually think of as an enjoyable weekend are miles apart right now. I've...
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