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Local Mum Walking Up And Down Living Room Because She Wants To Eat An Almond
"My friend Amy from Mothers' Group got me onto that MyFitnessPal thing. I really like it because it lets me know what I am entitled to...
Local Man Now Drunk Enough To Rest Hand On Wall While Peeing.
“It seems a bit early to me. I feel pretty sweet, and in fact I was just pointing out that the beers haven’t really hit me. And yet as...
Husband Gonna Cop Some Toothpaste In His Hair If He Doesn't Move His Stupid Head
Sources indicate that the toothpaste was starting to do that burning thing in her mouth. And old mate had been rinsing the tooth paste...
Andrew Bolt Fights Tears As He Shreds Now Unnecessary Takedown Of Robert Mueller.
“It was probably my finest work. It was just page after page of character assassination and the questioning of his credentials. I...
Local Poor Decision Maker Leaves Card Behind The Bar.
“When the guy asked me if I wanted to start a tab, I knew the sensible answer was no. But I’m the highly suggestible type.” Elias Dimos...
Young Fella Who Says Hip Hip At Staff Birthday Is Gonna Run The Place One Day.
It is a role that is only very rarely vacant. And when it is, pay attention. That dude is destined for greatness. In pretty much every...
Kids Confused By Parents' Flip-flopping On Whether Egg Throwing Is OK
“Look. Yes I know you heard Daddy call that boy a legend. But it’s not that simple. That was the one extremely rare time that it’s ok....
Acquaintance Decides Her Crappy iPhone Photo To Be First Social Media Pic Of Bride
“Jessica has spent the best part of the last year planning this one day. Every minute detail was carefully considered and chosen. The...
Middle Aged Man Busts Out The Shuffle At Particularly Pumping Wedding
“It used to be a big part of my life. A skill that once carried with it a heap of street cred. On Saturday it all just came back to me I...
Yum Cha Is Only Restaurant That Treats Local Masochist How He Likes To Be Treated.
“Yeah I’ve always been a strange cat. Right since I hit puberty, I realised I was into some pretty weird things. Being spanked....
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