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Remarkable Man Somehow Holds Paper Clip For A Minute Or So Without Mangling It.
“I always knew I had something special within me. I just searched deep within myself and there it was. The discipline of a Buddhist...
Local Man Would Be CEO If He Took Job As Seriously As Footy Fantasy Team
“So I’ve created this nifty little spreadsheet of average anticipated points per minute, cross referencing the minutes that I think the...
Parents Who Legit Hired A Hall For First Kid’s First Birthday May Not Even Do Anything For Second Ki
“Yeah when little Jamie turned 1, we hired out a hall and all sorts of stuff. I think we even had a croquembouche. Our priorities have...
Prime Minister Morrison To Extend Tax-Exempt Status To All Other Paedophile Rings.
“One aspect of this whole fiasco does actually make me sad, both as Prime Minister and a religious man. In amongst all the whinging about...
Got To Admire Optimism Of Eighth Person to Write NIL.
“I jumped on this community Facebook page and offered to give away our old trampoline. Quite a few people were keen. And by the end I...
Local Bloke Reckons Every Pacific Islander He Sees At The Shops Is An NRL Player
"See that guy over there babe. I'm like 90% sure he's that guy who signed with Manly from the Warriors." Ryan Peedy and his girlfriend...
90s TV Series Breakers Set To Return, After Producers Inspired By Ines And Sam's Acting Skills
“After seeing how fun it is to watch that particular level of acting on the small screen, the producers of the classic series have...
2 Week Old Baby Discovers His Parents Aren’t Real Bright.
“You know those people who share chain Facebook statuses that say things like '93% of people won't copy and share this.' Well that's your...
Local Important Businessman Signs Off Email With Single Initial.
“I know a lot of plebs create some email signature with some parting message like ‘Yours faithfully’ and their full name. And I would do...
Local Husband Makes Valuable Contribution By Asking If We've Got Everything While Hopping In Car
The family was pretty excited about heading to the beach. Alice dressed the kids, packed sunscreen, changes of clothes, nappies, buckets...
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