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COASTAL TRIBUNE
Local Gronk Applies For Fresh Passport For Fifth Holiday In A Row.
Sources close to the man say that it truly is a miracle that he manages to get through each day alive. Such is the difficulty he has with...
Valentine Holmes Finally Free To Cut Jarryd Hayne's Grass
"Yeah playing NFL has been a dream of mine for years. But I was always scared of how Jarryd would react if I followed in his footsteps....
Waitress Realises She’s In For An Awful Night When Boomer Pulls Out His Decanter.
“It’s literally the worst thing I could possibly see at the beginning of the night. You know that scene in Jurassic Park where the water...
Couple Wishes Fellow Tightwad Dinner Guest Would Keep His Fat Mouth Shut.
“Hey I know this wine. It’s very good quality for a $7 ALDI bottle” Marcus (27) and Felicity (26) Biddle are a recently married couple...
Stunned Office Worker Microwaves Food Without Being Asked What It Is
"I've been working here for 9 years, and I have dreamt of this day for so long. I never actually thought it was possible. A couple of...
Waitress Realises She’s In For An Awful Night When Boomer Pulls Out His Decanter.
“It’s literally the worst thing I could possibly see at the beginning of the night. You know that scene in Jurassic Park where the water...
Fourteen Year Old Kid Diagnoses Serious Podiatry Issue And Reckons An Expensive Shoe Should Sort It
“Just take one step on that thing there. Oh yep. Looks like you’ve got a slight instep bro.” Connor McPherson (34) was having a feed at...
If This Vitamin Water And Bacon And Egg Roll Don’t Do The Trick, Janice From Accounts Is Stuffed.
“I’m in a world of pain. Whose idea was it to get trashed on a school night! Because of some pony race in Melbourne. It’s nonsense. But...
Janice From Accounts Decides To Order A Pizza.
“Melbourne Cup Lunch was like a week ago. I just want to get these stupid shoes off and eat pizza. Is that too much to ask?” After a...
Looks Like Janice From Accounts Has Smokebombed.
“Hey has anyone seen Janice?” As previously reported, on Janice’s insistence everyone has headed to the Oakview Hotel to further their...
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