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Janice from Accounts Thinks A Kick On Is What We Chiefly Need
“I mean seriously. How often do we have a chance to relax together socially? And you want to go home? I thought you were cooler than...
Janice From Accounts Would Like To Bum A Ciggie.
“I’m just a social smoker on special occasions. Doesn’t get much more special than Cup Day!” Janice from Accounts has been having a...
Janice Has Now Started Offering Unsolicited Descriptions Of What Sort Of Person She Is
“I’m the sort of person where if I don’t like you, I’ll tell you to your face. I won’t go talking smack behind your back.” Melbourne Cup...
One Hour Into Lunch, And Janice From Accounts Is Already Off-tap
“Throw your tickets away everyone. My horse is gonna win. Hey where'd my hat go?!” Janet Stimson (48) is a dynamite accountant, and the...
Politician Heroically Maintains Straight Face Announcing Expected Completion Date Of Infrastructure
"We always knew she was a politician of incredible fortitude. But what she did today was nothing short of remarkable." Political...
Miserable Grump Looking Forward To Annual Opportunity To Step It Up A Notch
"I can tell you one thing for certain. If any of them think about knocking on my door, I'll explain that we're in Australia and this...
Local Girl Writing Down All The Awesome Arguments She’ll Make When Her Stupid Boyfriend Wakes Up.
“You always do this”, Marla scrawled on the kitchen notepad. “You get too drunk at these things, act like a giant embarrassment then pass...
Serial Prankster Manages To Sneak Into Bachelorette Rose Ceremony
"Most viewers knew that something wasn't quite right when a rose was handed to a man who had clearly not taken part in the first six...
Viewing Of Reality TV Show Peppered With Wife’s Thousand Theories On Who Everyone Reminds Her Of.
Jessica informed her husband that the one he just gave the rose to looks like that girl who dated Leonardo DiCaprio a few years ago....
Playlist King Reckons Spotify Is The Worst Thing Ever To Have Happened To Him
"I always put weeks of bloody meticulous care and thought into the playlist for every little gatho. Or you could just go with a Soulless...
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