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Nervous Boomers Hoping Scott Morrison Will Be As Pro Boomer As All The Previous PMs.
Every government since the Baby Boomers turned 18 has prioritised their interests over everyone else's, so some Boomers assume they’re...
Local Man's Body Is Furious With Him After Three Days Of Abuse
Ryan Bowden decided this weekend was a write-off at about 5pm on Friday, and has treated his body like a dumpster ever since. He informs...
New Mum Delivers Stern Lecture To Her Baby Before Bringing Him To Meet Her Coworkers.
“Alright little dude. It’s game day. All my awesome parenting so far has led to this moment. You only get one chance to make a first...
Monstrously Hungover Man Suffers Heart Attack When He Sees How Many Notifications He Has.
Whenever James wakes up this dusty, he tries to figure out if he did anything silly. He was relieved to remember that he just went out...
Arrival of Butcher Paper Heralds Dreaded Group Participation Stage Of Training Day
"See that sheet of paper over there? $50 says it has the words "communicate", "listen", "avoid jargon" and "manage expectations" written...
Exactly One Year After The Launch Of The NO Campaign, The Stars Of The Campaign Have Been Vindicated
"As predicted, all the boys have to wear dresses to school and kiss each other." Exactly one year ago to the day, the NO campaign was...
Cold Hearted Assassin Waits Until 4.45pm On Friday To Drop A Bomb Via Email
"I'm not going to lie. I don't like that guy. He's been awful to deal with. So I do enjoy the idea of ruining his weekend." Stephen...
Justin Langer Reckons No One Will Notice If They Come Back A Bit Early
"Yeah I think obviously people will think wow that year really flew. But I don't reckon anyone will actually get out the calendar and...
Kiwi Who Asked His Mum To Look For His Warriors Jersey Tells Her Not To Stress Herself.
“By all means keep looking. But I’m just saying don’t stress yourself out too much." Coby Werenui (25) has always been an All Blacks...
Report Finds That Literally Every Adult Aussie Rules Player Is Basically The Level Just Below The AF
“I don’t get it. He only took up AFL at uni. And I’m to believe he’s pretty much a pro? He’s not even that sporty.” Playing a team sport...
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