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COASTAL TRIBUNE
Facebook Suggested Friends Is Just A Collection Of The People You Hate The Most.
“It makes sense in principle. They are people with whom you share a lot of mutual acquaintances, but have seemingly accidentally...
Victorians Relieved To Hear From Sydney Leftie That African Gang Problem Is All In Their Heads
"It was just such wonderful news. It really felt like we had a problem here. With all these carjackings, home invasions, rioting and...
Recent Immigrant From Italy Named Dario Confused By Unfounded Allegations Of Lateness.
“ I’m actually a very punctual person. And the one time I’m a few minutes late they accuse me of always being late. In Italian too for...
Gogglebox Star Becomes First Ever Female Entrant In The World Mansplaining Championships
"Look Holly it's that guy from that movie you like." Mansplaining is a relatively new term, but it describes a phenomenon as old as they...
Roosters Fan Asked By Allianz Stadium Officials What Time He Can Make It.
“It seemed like they were just really pleased to have me come along. I asked what time kick off was and they asked what time worked for...
The Kid In The Captain America Outfit Is A 95 Percent Chance Of Losing It Before This Party Ends.
“It’s a classic chicken and the egg situation. No one is entirely sure whether the outfit causes good kids to lose the plot, or whether...
Scott Morrison Highly Recommends Standing Next To Peter Dutton
Scott John Morrison has been the Australian Federal Treasurer since 21 September 2015. While opinions have been somewhat divided (largely...
Attempt To Make Much Needed Money On Classifieds Thwarted Again By Extended Family
“Hey sweetie. You know what? I reckon my Jamie would love a play table like that.” Derek (35) and Rosie (32) Green have been short of...
Local Accountant Feels Like An Effing Badass In His New Beanie
Douglas Braithwaite (41) is a doting father of two, and one hell of an accountant. You know those ads on TV where the enthusiastic...
Man Who Arrived 1 Hour Late Went Way Over The Top Catching Up On Drinks
Ari Benson (25) is an air conditioning repairman, working for his own thriving coastal business. He was very excited to be catching up...
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