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COASTAL TRIBUNE
Man Discovers Bohemian Rhapsody Isn’t The Karaoke Home Run He Thought It Was.
“The dude was a bloody trained opera singer. What the hell was I thinking?” Everyone loves a good karaoke night. It’s just so much fun...
Tense Bathroom Standoff Between Two Shy Bladders Enters 18th Minute
"Surely I have right of way because I was here first. She has to either get down to business or leave." Sometimes bathroom politics can...
Happy Birthday Dear Michael Mickey Mikey Micko HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
We can all agree that having Happy Birthday sung to you by your family and dearest friends can be quite terrific. Particularly when it's...
Socceroos Coach Frantically Calculating How Many Peruvian Handballs Needed
In a bold strategic move for the 2018 World Cup, Bert van Marwijk has opted against playing Tim Cahill, a traditional "head and foot"...
Bored Housewife Uses Local Community Facebook Page Like Google
"Hey ladies. Anyone know what time the Coles at Smith Street closes on Wednesdays?" Faye Ridgoldson (38) is a busy mother of two...
Research Shows That People Lose The Ability To Engage In Banter Much Earlier Than Previously Thought
“The cliche of the old man boring everyone to tears still persists. But the research shows that the onset of Punish Monologue Syndrome...
Young Male Driver Accidentally Forgets To Look Into P-Plater’s Car.
“It eats away at me, you know? There could’ve been hotties in there but now I’ll never know.” Young male drivers cop a pretty bad rap....
Referendum To Be Held On Outlawing Lame Up And Under Box Kicks
Last night was a sporting festival rarely seen. You had a prime time World Cup match between the Socceroos and the seventh-ranked French...
Push for Entertainment At Bucks Party Largely Led By One Dodgy Guy
Patrick Nelson (32) is in the throes of organising a bucks party for his best mate, James Peters (30). They have known each other for...
Attendees Of 2001 Rumba Concert Haven’t Been Able To Enjoy Another Concert Since.
“It was the perfect day. Everything seems crap by comparison.” In 2001, the Rumba concert series took Australia by storm. All of the...
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