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It's OK To Publish Make-up Free Photos Of Ellen Now That She's a Giant Bitch
The body that represents virtually all of the world's publishers issued a statement that read as follows. "Obviously, we were...


Internet Do-Gooder Hasn’t Felt This Good About Doing Good Since #illridewithyou
“That was an amazing week. While people still literally had a gun to their heads, it felt great to be be part of something bigger. I’m...


Nine Network Appoints Karl Stefanovic as Fifth Judge On The Voice
"The decision was made after executives were informed that they had inadvertently aired a show that had literally zero KS goodness. The...


Housewife Informed By Lawyer That Yes You Really Must Post 10 Album Covers If Nominated To Do So
Atticus Specter's legal practice was turned upside-down when a seemingly endless procession of his clients were targeted by a...


Bloke Compensates For A Lack Of Discernible Personality By Constantly Clarifying That He Enjoys Beer
"Can't wait to hit the Big Lebrewskis with this bunch of legends." Stuart Wilton looks like an ordinary man. However, Stuart was born...

20-Something Man Who Put His Mum Through Hell In His Teens About to Make Up For It With A Candle
"Yeah look I wasn't an angel. Hung around with a sketchy crowd. I sometimes called mum names I'm not proud of. That's why I've got her...


Sad, Soulless Rendition Of Happy Birthday Interrupted By Unbearable Zaniness Because Birthday Human
Happy Birthday Dear Michael Mickey Mikey Micko HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA We can all agree that having Happy Birthday sung to you by your family...


Married Couple Suprised To Realise That Neither Of Them Have Met The Woman Who Always Comments On Th
“Every time we post anything. Like literally anything. Ellen will be there commenting. I always thought she was an old family friend of...


Local Man Disproves Mental Load Inequality By Remembering Nappies At Shops.
“The mental load is the ongoing burden of thinking, planning and organising domestic life. While a lot of couples now seek to strike a...


Korean Girl At Work Politely Informs Coworkers That All The Korean Restaurants They’ve Been To Are S
"I mean, everyone's entitled to their opinion. It's just that they are wrong on every level." There’s a real food culture at Jenny Kim’s...
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