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Study Confirms The Most Traumatic Event In A Person’s Life Is School Shoe Shopping At End Of Summer
“There are obviously other challenging times in life, such as losing your job or the death of a loved one. But nothing comes close to the...
English Tourist Miraculously Gets Through Entire Sentence Without Saying “Literally”
“It’s hard because I love that word, and I lit... I really like it.” English tourists are a strange bunch. They will often have an...
PM Declares The Next Step is To Drain A Few Clutch Three Pointers To The Victims
"Mr Trump has explained to me that the key to managing these situations is to personally deliver some goods, in the presence of as many...
Parent Accidentally Lets About 20 Kids Out Of Pub’s Baby Prison.
“It all happened so quickly. I hope all the missing children are reunited with their parents one day.” The Neglectarino Hotel is one of...
Wanker Couple Really On Their High Horse About Staying In Tonight.
“We’ve got a little seafood fiesta here ready to go. Honestly, the idea of heading out with every other pleb in the city is just gross,...
Hysterical Lunatic Housewife On Community Facebook Page To Decide Whether NYE Fireworks To Proceed.
“The NSW Premier admits that it’s certainly a departure from the traditional approach of having experts conduct assessments based on...
Little Yellow Lid Bin Ain't Gonna Cut It This Week.
At the best of times, that little bin struggles to meet the demands of its thirsty owners. This week, it doesn't stand a chance. Mike,...
Christmas Miracle As Grandpa Remembers All The Grandkids’ Names.
“Something special happened mate. As they started coming in, all of a sudden I could picture them perfectly in my head. I don’t know if...
Kid Just Wants To Play With New Toys But Awful Parents Have A Road Trip Planned.
Little James was too excited to get to sleep at a decent hour last night. And he’s received some awesome new toys this morning. So why on...
Kids Who Promised Mum They’d Have A Quiet Xmas Eve Now Giving It A Nudge
David and Alex Taman had every intention of doing what their mum had asked. But some plans work better in theory than in practice. David...
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