" Get the fuck back onside. Jesus!"
Jimmy Gibson (23) has been working and networking at Wealth Demands Financial Partners for 5 months. He loves his job, and has lofty ambitions to climb the corporate ladder. But he fears he may have taken a step backward at lunch today.
Jimmy, a former schoolboy rugby prodigy, is a passionate member of Wealth Demons, their lunchtime oztag comp team. We caught up with him after a narrow loss to the Legal Eagles.
“Mate yeah tough loss today. Full credit to the Eagles. Hey do you reckon Mr Robertson heard that stuff I said about him? I shouldn’t have said it, but his defence costs us every match”.
We had bad news for Jimmy. Of course he heard it. Everyone did. It was the sort of spray that Craig Bellamy saves for a special occasion. The sort of stuff that would make Gordon Ramsay blush. The referee didn’t know whether to laugh or send him off.
When we told him the bad news, Jimmy wasn’t surprised.
“Fuck thought so. Should I apologise? Probably should. But shit seriously. He fell for a dummy to no one. Literally no one. And it was a girl so that counted as 2 tries. It’s like he wants to lose.”
He seemed remorseful. But there are concerns we haven’t seen him deliver his last spray.