“Melbourne Cup Lunch was like a week ago. I just want to get these stupid shoes off and eat pizza. Is that too much to ask?”
After a massive day of Melbourne Cup festivities, Janice from Accounts has arrived home and just stumbled in the door.
Her husband greets her at the door, and gently ridicules her for the state she’s in.
She tells him to shut up, letting him know that she didn’t even really drink that much.
“I’m not even that drunk. Anyway. Who cares. What are we eating? Melbourne Cup lunch was like a week ago. I just want to get these stupid shoes off and eat pizza. Is that too much to ask? Think about everything I do for this family. All I ask in return is some pizza. I’ll even let you choose where we get it from. Actually make it Crust. No Dominos. No make it Crust. My horse came second in that stupid race so we can get good pizza.”
He could only laugh as she then asked him if he thought she was a “good provider” because her horse came second and she got some money. He was, however, disappointed when she then couldn’t find the money because she gave it to the bartender in exchange for beverages about 3 hours ago.
He knew what was best for him and agreed to get pizza. He had a few drinks today too and is also starving. But he strongly reckons she’ll be fast asleep by the time her dinner arrives.