“Hey has anyone seen Janice?”
As previously reported, on Janice’s insistence everyone has headed to the Oakview Hotel to further their Melbourne Cup Shenanigans.
Upon arrival, Janice’s boss Ben Hammersly (43) decided it was time to kick things up a gear. He ordered the most impressive array of shots ever assembled.
Since Mr Hammersly’s act of extreme generosity, Janice’s demeanour shifted somewhat. She started leaning her head heavily on her hand with her elbow planted firmly on the table. Her enthusiastic opinions had been replaced by incoherent muttering.
When it was time for the next round of drinks, her colleagues realised she was nowhere to be seen.
Her boss Ben explained the situation.
“Yeah looks like she's smokebombed. Shame because I've got a few more shots for her. It did look like she was battling though I must say. She peaked pretty early. She's probably fine. But at the same time we need to check she’s ok. The girls are checking the dunnies. If she’s there, I hope they have some booger sugar for her or something. She was looking pretty sleepy last time I saw her.”
We have just learned that she has sent a bizarre text to one of her friends from work, that appeared to confirm that she’s in an Uber on the way home.
We will keep you updated as this story develops.