“Geez guys there's not much on offer here. We prefer it when you make us watch AFL. This is a pretty bad crop. Oh wait hang on. That guy's pretty hot. Not a fan of the pretty boy hair though. I used to be into Braython Aster and Eddy Hausen back in the day. Those guys were hot.”
The boys have got together to watch the second State of Origin match today. Unlike the first match, the WAGS have come along too.
Everyone had been smashing pizza and drinks and getting revved up for what promises to be a huge match.
However, Jimmy’s wife Suzy explains that once the national anthem started, the priorities of the attendees became strictly divided along gender lines.
“OMG so we’re trying to figure out if there’s any actual decent sorts that play this sport. Oh and spoiler alert.....There’s basically none! But yeah our husbands are all telling us about how some of the players aren’t singing the anthem because of politics or whatever. Like just be quiet and let us discuss the horrendous absence of hotties.”
According to Suzy, there was only really one player worth paying attention to.
“Yeah that one guy was not bad. Cam Murray I think the boys called him. His hair’s a bit pretty boy for my liking but he’s a pretty good sort. I feel like the overall quality was better back in the day. I used to be into Braython Aster and Eddy Hausen back in the day. Those guys were hot.””
When Jimmy was asked for his thoughts on the girls’ verdict, he only had one thing to say.
“If I tuned in to watch the netball with the boys, and we talked about the girls like that, Suzy would kill me. But hey that’s why I don’t watch a lot of netball I spose.”